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2012 Cucurbita Oscars
The Oscar nominations are now in. Take a look at this year's candidates.
Do you Know? Just what does "OSCARS" stand for?
Orange, Shiny Cucurbitas Are Really
The Artist In this action packed thriller, a down on his luck artist,
carves giant pumpkins into true works of art. The best work is displayed
in cahracter drawings of politicians.
real giant pumpkin carvings. It's truly an art form.
A Separation Pumpkin growers are avid, if not fanatic gardeners.
After spending months tending to their pumpkin patches, it's time to harvest
the fruit of hundreds of hours of labor. All goes weell, all Fall long and
up to Halloween. Then, after being all but physically attached to her beloved
pumpkin, it's time for Jennifer to Toss her carved pumpkin into the compst
heap. Ah, the angst of separation.......
Moneyball - Forget the casinos, forget Powerball Lottery games. Giant
pumpkins and giant pumpkin seeds command a huge price in the maerketplace.
In this trhilling , yet light-hearted adventure story, giant pumpkin growers
know the worth of their pumpkins, and react in strange and mysterisous ways
to protect their own "Moneyball".
Best Action Drama:
Rise of the Planet of the Pumpkins Everyone knows pumpkin vines will
grow fast and furisous. A decade ago, Hiumankind resued kids and pet form
fast grwoing viens that climbvd and spread over anyhting too slow to get
out of their way. At the time, everyone declared victory, thinking pumpkin
vines had finally been contained within the fence constrcuted to halt thier
spread..... until now.
Best Comedy Film:
Hugo Jerry aptly names his giant pumpkin Hugo. After sacrificing countless
summer events tending to his pumpkin patch, Jerry thinks he has the"big one"
that will tip the scale at a whopping 2000 pounds. The trouble is how do
you get a one ton pumpkin out of the garden, and to a weighoff to break the
world record!? The antics that Jery and his friends go through to get Hugo
to the weighoff will leave you in stitches.
Best Animated Movie:
Best Documentary Short Subject:
Saving Face Bill hasn't produced a cometitive pumpkin in years. The
embarrassement is hard to swallow. After spending the entire winter researching
new pumpkin growing techniques and tips, Bill knows it is now or never.
Best Actor in a Leading Role:
George Clooney, "The Descendants" Good pumpkin genetics is the
keyt to unlocking hthe potentialto grow a world record breaker. Afterall,
big begets big, and bigger begts even bigger. So tracing the lineage of a
giant pumpkin seed is vital. But, how far back must one go.?
Best Actress in a Leading Role:
Meryl Streep, "The Iron Lady" Streep puts on a spectacular and
unforgettable perfoamcnce as she grow, the "Iron Lady", her hopefully record
breaking pumpkin. But,is it storng neough to stand up to the competition!?
Best Horror Flick:
Real Steel Howard discovers a new fertilzer with a newly discoverd
micro-nutrient, and tries it on his pumpkin patch. The fertilizer makes the
fruit grow to astronimical weight and as strong as steel. But, it also produces
some other frightening side effects.
Transformers: Dark of the Pumpkin For years, people have feared
genetically altered seeds and their impact upon our health. Well, our worst
fears are suddenly realized when genetically altered pumpkins hit store shelves.
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