Halloween Joke of the Day:
Question:
Do Zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
Answer:
No. They eat them separately!
What do female ghosts use for makeup? Vanishing cream.
Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them.
What does a panda bear ghost eat? Bam0-boo.
How does a male ghost call to his girlfriend? He says “Hey, boo”.
Why did the ghost pick his nose? He had boo-gers.
What did the ghost say when he skinned his knee? I’ve got a boo-boo.
How do ghosts surf the internet? They use Ghoulgle.
What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo.
Where does a vampire eat lunch? At a casketeria.
Where do ghosts go on vacation? Mali-boo.
Why do ghosts hang out at bars? Because there’s boos.
What did the ghost say to the bee? Boo Bee.
Why do ghosts hate a rainy Halloween? It dampens their spirits.
Where do ghosts travel when they are on vacation? the Dead Sea.
What do you call fashion shops for ghosts? Bootiques.
Why can’t you invite twin witches to a party? You can never tell witch witch is witch.
Why did the witch take a nap? She needed to rest a spell.
What does a witch et for lunch? A sand-witch.
When is the best time to cast a spell? During the witching hour.
Why did the witch go to the hospital? She had a dizzy spell, of course.
What do witches ask for at a hotel? Broom service.
What do witches use on their hair? Scare spray.
Why does a witch ride a broomstick? So she can get a clean getaway.
What is a witch’s favorite subject? Spelling.
A baby ghost was crying because he missed his mummy.
Did you hear about the poor witch who won the lottery? It is a rags to witches story.
Why was the broom late? It over swept.
Why didn’t the vampire attack Taylor Swift? She had “Bad Blood”.
How do vampires like movie stars? Medium rare.
What is a vampire’s favorite person? A sucker.
Why did the vampire get glasses? It was blind as a bat.
Why don’t vampires go to summer barbeques? They are afraid of stakes.
Where does Dracula keep his money? In a blood bank.
What is a Count Dracula’s favorite dessert? I scream.
How did Dracula learn to be a vampire? He took an online crash corpse.
Why didn’t Dracula’s wife sleep with him? Because he was coffin.
What happened when Dracula met his future wife? It was love at first bite.
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit? Neck-tarine.
What happened to the vampire out in a snowstorm? He got frostbite.
What is the national holiday for vampires? Fangs-giving.
Where does Frankenstein get his cookies? From the Ghoul Scouts.
Why did Frankenstein ask people for help? Evidently, he was looking for someone to give him a hand.
When the monster became worried, Doctor Frankenstein told him to “get yourself together”.
How does Frankenstein speak? Frankly.
What should you do when Frankenstein enters your room? Bolt for the door.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite vehicle? A monster truck.
Doctor Frankenstein was very buff. After all, he was a body builder.
Doctor Frankenstein placed an order on Amazon. It wasn’t expensive. but shipping cost him an arm and a leg.
Do zombies eat hamburgers with their fingers? No, they eat their fingers separately.
Where do Zombies serve their country? In the Marine Corpse.
What is a Zombie’s favorite cereal? Rice Creepies.
How do you make a skeleton laugh? Tickle his funny bone.
What do you call a skeleton who refuses to do his share around the house? Lazy bones.
Why aren’t skeletons brave? Because they have no guts.
What did the skeleton order at the restaurant? Spare ribs.
When the skeleton sensed a problem, obviously he could feel it in his bones.
What do skeleton dogs eat? Milk bones.
How did the skeleton cram for exams? He boned up on the details.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the prom? He had no body to go with.
Why do skeletons always remain calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.
Why are there fences around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in.
Why is a cemetery s quiet? Because all of the residents are resting in peace.
What is the zombie’s favorite graveyard game? Without a doubt, it’s “Hide and Shriek”.
How do you unlock a cemetery gate? With a skeleton key.
What do you call an angry ghost in a graveyard? Gravely upset.
Why did the skeleton go to the graveyard dance alone? Because he had no body to go with him.
Where do you go to write a good story? A cemetery because there are lots of plots.
Why are graveyards noisy? Because all of the residents are coffin.
What do baby birds say on Halloween? Trick or tweet.
What do you call Winnie-the-Pooh on Halloween? Winnie-the-Boo.
What do Demons eat for breakfast? Deviled eggs.
Why makes mummies good employees? Evidently, they get wrapped up in their work.
Why don’t mummies take a day off work? They are afraid to unwind.
How can you tell a mummy is conceited? He’s all wrapped up in himself.
What happens if you don’t pay your mortgage to the exorcist? Your house gets repossessed.
How do you keep Demons away? Exorcise often.
Why are Ghouls and Demons good pals? Because Demons are a Ghoul’s best friend.
What do you call an observant wolf? Awarewolf.
How do you repair a damaged Jack O’Lantern? With a pumpkin patch.
What has hundreds of ears but cannot hear anything? A corn maize.
Why did the scarecrow pass on dessert? He was already stuffed.
As the party host or hostess, your goal should be “Everyone goes home a winner”. Have plenty of Halloween candy and small prizes to give out. And then plan plenty of games to give them all away. Alter the rules of the party games as needed, so everyone wins a prize for two. As a result of being a winner, the ghosts and goblins at your party will go home happy. And, they won’t haunt you later.
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