Pumpkin Vacation Help Needed

Pumpkin Plants. Pumpkin vacation help.

I need pumpkin vacation help. It’s a lot of work and I’m worn out. So, I need just a few days away from the pumpkin patch. As you can see, the pumpkin plants have long since exploded out of the garden and are invading the lawn. I desperately need a vacation.

However, as you can see, there is so much to do, and the fruit is growing huge! I can’t just abandon it when my pumpkin plants need me the most. I know! I’m going to advertise for someone to help out for a few days. So, if any of you out there can give me some pumpkin vacation help, please contact me immediately. 

Pumpkin Vacation Help Needed - Inquire Within

I am going on vacation for a few days. Is anyone out there willing to help tend the pumpkin patch while I am away? It is well maintained. There is only a few things you need to do:

  1. Weed
  2. Water, morning, noon and night.
  3. Bury vines to promote secondary root growth.
  4. Add fertilizers. Liquid and solids, regularly according to a strict schedule.
  5. Prune vines and bury the ends.
  6. Pollinate a few female flowers each morning– very early in the day.
  7. Add fungicides.
  8. Apply insecticides.
  9. Perform surgery on vine borers.
  10. Construct sunshade cover.
  11. Measure growth each day.

Are we having fun yet, hmmmmm!?!

 

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