Pumpkin Vacation Help Needed

Pumpkin Plants. Pumpkin vacation help.

I need pumpkin vacation help. It’s a lot of work and I’m worn out. So, I need just a few days away from the pumpkin patch. As you can see, the pumpkin plants have long since exploded out of the garden and are invading the lawn. I desperately need a vacation.

However, as you can see, there is so much to do, and the fruit is growing huge! I can’t just abandon it when my pumpkin plants need me the most. I know! I’m going to advertise for someone to help out for a few days. So, if any of you out there can give me some pumpkin vacation help, please contact me immediately. 

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I am going on vacation for a few days. Is anyone out there willing to help tend the pumpkin patch while I am away? It is well-maintained. And there are only a few things you need to do:

  1. Weed
  2. Second, water, morning, noon, and night.
  3. Bury vines to promote secondary root growth.
  4. Add fertilizers. Liquid and solids, regularly according to a strict schedule.
  5. Prune vines and bury the ends.
  6. Pollinate a few female flowers each morning– very early in the day.
  7. Add fungicides.
  8. Apply insecticides.
  9. Perform surgery on vine borers.
  10. Construct a sunshade cover.
  11. Lastly, measure the fruit’s growth each day.

Are you ready to volunteer a little pumpkin vacation help?!

 

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