Don’t get caught in the dark. Learn the Halloween terms and sayings that will make you the subject matter expert. Halloween is all about fun. So, we put together a humorous list of Halloween terms for your enjoyment.
We hope you enjoy our humorous list of Halloween terms. Here they are:
Bobbing Apples: What happens when you jog without a bra.
Boogieman: The guy who passes time at a stoplight picking his nose.
Coffin: What you do when you get a piece of popcorn stuck in your throat.
Frankenstein: Hot dog and a mug of beer.
Full Moon: What your repairman reveals when he bends over to fix your fridge.
Goblin: How you eat the snickers bars you got for Halloween.
Invisible Man: What a guy becomes when there’s chores to be done. Also, see “Mr. Hyde.”
Jack O’ Lantern: An Irish Pumpkin.
Jack the Ripper: What Jack does to his lottery tickets after losing each week.
Mummy: The person who kisses the boo-boo after you scrape your knee.
Pumpkin Patch: What a pumpkin wears when trying to quit smoking.
Skeleton: Any supermodel.
Spell: To write on paper or to text words associated with Halloween.
Trick or Treat: What you say to get free candy before your TP someone’s house.
Vampire Bat: What Dracula hits a baseball with.
Witch: Refer to the definition for “Mother-in-Law.”
Zombie: What you look and feel like before that first cup of morning coffee.
